
It's more than Merch, it's a Movement.
As a Metabolic Dad, you believe health is more than a number on a scale—it’s a revolution in how we fuel our bodies, lead our families, and shape our future. Our mission is to educate, inspire, equip, and drive real change in how we think about metabolic health.
This isn’t just about buying a t-shirt or mug — it’s about wearing your commitment, sparking conversations, and standing for something bigger: a future where health is measured by metabolic biomarkers, not outdated ideas about weight.
Every product in this store is a badge of honor, a rallying cry for those who refuse to accept the status quo and are ready to take control of their health—on their own terms.
💥 Join the movement. Wear the message. Be the change. 💥
🔥 Shop now and represent the future of health. 🔥
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"Daydream of Dinner" | Metabolic Dad Mug 15 oz with Black
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"Daydream of Dinner" | Metabolic Dad T-Shirt organic cotton
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"Fat Fueled" | Metabolic Dad Athletic Shirt
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"Fat Fueled" | Metabolic Dad Mug with Blue
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular price -
"Fat Fueled" | Metabolic Dad t-shirt organic cotton
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"Focus Now, Feast Later" | Metabolic Dad Mug T-Shirt
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"Focus Now, Feast Later" | Metabolic Dad Mug with Black or Yellow
Regular price $10.50 USDRegular price -
"No Cream, No Sugar, Just Work" | Metabolic Dad organic cotton sweatshirt
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"No Cream, No Sugar, Just Work" | Metabolic Dad organic cotton t-shirt
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"Saving It For Tonight" | Metabolic Dad Mug with Red, Black, or Orange
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular price -
"Saving It For Tonight" | Metabolic Dad T-Shirt
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Metabolic Dad athletic t-shirt
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Metabolic Dad Embroidered Distressed Hat
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Metabolic Dad Embroidered Hoodie
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Metabolic Dad Logo Headband
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Metabolic Dad Logo t-shirt
Regular price From $29.00 USDRegular price